Dear Non-Existent Readers,

Why hello there Sailor!

You are either a complete stranger, or in fact another one of my friends.

If you are a friend of mine, I appreciate the fact that you actually thought to yourself "hmm. I am indubitably bored. I guess I shall force myself to read Hannah's blog." And here we are. Here I am blabbing on and on about absolute nothingness. And here you are, errr, reading it obviously.

I do believe that the only reason that I made a blog (why is a 'blog' even called a 'blog'? I understand the whole 'log' part, but where did the B come from? Goodness gracious, this world is explosively confusing) was because I am blase(argh. why is there no accent on the E?!).. Bored. Nothing remotely interesting happens from 7-10 PM or on weekends in the life of Hanners. So I have decided to blog my thoughts. Perhaps no one will read them. Perhaps a few shall. Either way, I am going to get on this dang site and ramble about a plethora of nonsense, thus spewing the contents of my haphazard world about the interwebz. Because I CAN!

Also, because I absolutely adore writing. It is truly the only way I can calmly explain something, or even just relax.

Once again, I appreciate you for takin' a quick look at this page.

For those of you who do not know me : I am Hannah. I am the GrammarWizard. I am a complete nerd, and I love you. ♥

Also, Please enjoy this lovely, and surprisingly large picture of Einstein and what appears to be a Razer guitar.