I may never understand.

I have zero patience.
I always say too much.
Paranoia takes over my mind.
I have OCD about so many things.
It's very hard for me to stay positive.
I correct everyone's grammar.
I can be very contradictory.
I have a tendency to be very sarcastic.
I'm an attention hog.
I hold grudges.
I expect too much out of everyone.
Short-tempered is who I am.
I'm also very nitpicky.
I cannot control my facial expressions.
I have several strange fears.
I always know exactly what I want, but I won't tell you because I'm scared.
I complain a lot.
Yes, I can be selfish.
I'm incredibly stubborn.
I tweet too much.
I'm socially awkward.
I have a severe obsession with David Archuleta.
I text a person a second time if they don't answer the first.
I have many flaws.


...yet you still love me.


To all my friends and family who love me despite my blemishes and faults. I now know that I am appreciated and cared for even though I can be a crazy fool. Some of you even love me BECAUSE I have these characteristics. Thankyou.

I have no reason to complain.
I'm sure I can rifle through every second of my days.
Dabble about.
But I'm positive that I cannot even visualize a flaw.
Merriment has overcome me lately.
I won't terminate the grin on my face.(Now without an overbite!)
Couldn't if I attempted.
Life is bizarre.
But it's also breathtaking.
Some may disharmonize, contest.
But I think it's imperative to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

quotations.

So there are people in my life (or you know, famous people I've never met as well.) that are just hilarious and amazingly profound. Today I am going to share some of my favorite quotes. :)

The rules of capitilization are unfair to the words in the middle" -John Green

"NOOO! There's an ad on youtube. It was a talking BEARD."-Courtney

"I just watched a Spongebob episode where Squidward wakes up and is suddenly beautiful. Robert Pattinson wishes that would happen to him."

"The line in 'Santa Claus is Coming To Town' that says 'He sees you when you're sleeping..' reminds me of a certain, sparkly vampire" - Courtney

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them" -Lemony Snicket

"Well that was a real slice!" - My grandfather, after watching the movie about teenage mermaids, Aquamarine.

"Unicorns were left off the ark for a reason." -John Green

"How is a raven like a writing desk? Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both."

"What if I was jumping pencil, then I could dominate the pencil dance?" -my friend Alea

"What if your name was pronounced Huh-NAH? That'd be nifty." - Courtney

"Wait. What IS guacamole?" -Kevin

"Yo Momma is so fat she got sorted into all four houses." - @lord_voldemort7 on twitter.

"Love is like quicksand: The deeper you fall in It, the harder It is to get out." - @thequotewhore on twitter

""It is cool meeting people online! As long as you are careful... that they are not goats."" -Courtney

"Let's put the Do Not Disturb sign on our door, and then people will WONDER." -myself, on the school's Tennessee trip. ...yeah.

"fancy nancy." -Christina

"Sometimes when I'm in tight crowds I surreptitiously sniff people. #secrets" -Hank Green

"Having fun isn't hard. When you've got your library card." -Arthur

so, I have a tan. I'm proud of it. I also came back from Florida with...okay, no souvenirs. but I did have the experience of going to Hogwarts, and whatnot.

Oh! and I saw Eclipse. but it felt like the same dialogue that they've used for the two previous movies, and the filming was pretty much just close ups of Edward Cullen's shimmery, pale face. yeah, I don't recommend it. Also, it didn't really help that I was like dead tired during it and when I look back, it feels like I saw it in a dream. (the best part of the movies was the Deathly Hallows trailer beforehand) .. yeah. :P

Yep. So I'm currently sitting on my couch watching Wizards of Waverly Place with my little sister. I think I've seen this episode like 4 times. How is that even possible? D:
I have nothing else to say really. My life is great. I'm loving it, it's just not that eventful. Does that make sense? :)
I must go now and enjoy my baked doritos. kbai.

Swankystuffs- Fleece blankets.
Rumpus- humidity

"And I was like baby, baby, baby, GET SOME CREATIVITY."

I really need to stop listening to "current" music. like seriously. Those half-baked, poorly written songs, are so freaking catchy. They make me want to DANCE. This is NOT GOOD. No one wants to see me dance. I really need to stick to wizard rock, oldies, and if I absolutely need to listen to pop music, I should listen to nerdy parodies of them. Justin Bieber is just NOT acceptable, I need to stop listening to that one song of his. wait what?...I didn't say that. kthanks.

I'z in Florida. It's pretty here. I like it. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter was....MAGICAL! (alakazam) Everything there looked and felt like I was in the movies. Ahh...one of my favorite days evar. OH! and butterbeer is pretty darn delicious. mmmmmmmmm.
Lately, I've been really moody, bipolar, and indecisive. Basically, I worry about just about everything in my life, and make mental pro/con lists. Then I complain, and take my angst out on the people I love. WHY? I do not know. I apologize for being a crabby teenage girl. :P Well, come to think of it, this is who I am. And I'm stuck wondering whether this is a terrible thing that needs to be fixed, or it's really just who I am, and I need to get used to being this way. CONFUSION. >.<

Other than that, life is good. I love summer break. I need to catch up on reading. But there really isn't anything I need 'to get done' because it's el verano, which means I can relax and enjoy myself. :)

Tuesday(or is it wednesday?) I go back to Illinois. I shall then resume my laziness, and perhaps chill (CAN I HAZ A TAN?)at my friend's pool.

Happy Birthday America. Hope everyone has a good holiday. or you know, just plain weekend. :)
-Hanners

Swankystuffs: puttputt golfing with yo family.
Rumpus: Brothers who taunt you to no end.

Merry Christmas, Hannah.

I'm getting up tomorrow morning at 8. So short blog post tonight. It's coming to you in multiple, tiny phrases explaining my stay in Florida so far.

Airplane.
Pretty condo.
Palm trees.
Humid.
Freaking HOT.
Daddy and Stepmom.
Stepsister and...boyfriend?
Sooooo many stores.
INTERNET.
David Archuleta's new single.
AWESOME movie theater.
Ben and Jerry's.
Eclipse.
Taylor FreakingSexy Lautner.
Two crazy puppies.
Cupcakes.
ImissKevin'svoice.
Bath water-warm swimming pool.
Buttered popcorn.
Universal studios.
HARRY POTTER THEME PARK TOMORROW.

that is all for naow. Tomorrow, I shall talk all about the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. ♥

Hope you're having a miraculous summer!

This Cactus is Extraneous

I HAZ MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUGAR IN VARIOUS FORMS. HEHEHHEHEHEH. So I am assuming that this particular blog post will probably make no sense or just be very random and awry.


My puppy, Chewbacca, is hiding under my bed as of now because he doesn't want to take his bath. DOG. GET OUTTA THAR.

10 RANDOM QUESTIONS:
1. FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE? Does this include Disney/Pixar? >.< If so, Toy Story. Oh yeah, and I like The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Alice in Wonderland, pretty much all the nifty, old ones.
2. WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOU? Strange.
3. IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND COULD ONLY EAT ONE THING WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate-covered bacon.
4. THE ONE THING THAT YOU ALWAYS DREAD DOING? Picking up dog crap, folding laundry.
5. WATER BALLOON OR SUPER SOAKER? I'll just use my bucket.
6. WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MOM'S NAME? Shaniqua...psh, I'm not kidding.
7. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF PRINGLES? Anything but Pizza-flavor. blech. *reminisces on childhood*
8. SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE HOME ALONE? uhh, I sing Glee songs at the top of my lungs whilst vacuuming.
9. WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD NICKNAME? I'm still sort of a child, and my nicknames are/have been: Hannah Banana, Hanners, Hamm, Hanny, Albus, Wallaby, Fool, etc.
10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE MORNING? I wake up in the morning and I check my twitter.


whoooooooooooot. :) Today I went to a Chinese buffet, 'twas yummy by the way. and my fortune from my cookie said "When you awaken tomorrow, solutions to your problems will become clear." I sure hope you're right, Mr. Cookie.

Now my dogs have both taken baths and are running around in circles like spazzes trying to dry themselves off. :)

NITWIT! BLUBBER! ODDMENT! TWEAK!

So, this weekend I was planning to go to Six Flags (ROLLERCOASTERZZZZ :D ) on Saturday with mi familia, but my mother decided that it was a great idea to cancel it. >.< and today I was going to go with the church youthgroup to Chicago (CHEESECAKE FACTORY AND BOOK SHOPPING.) but it got cancelled because of "probable thunderstorms". >_> grrrrr. So, I am a tad upset. BUT ALACK! Tuesday afternoon, I get to ride the airplane to Florida and visit mah daddy-o. Should be a fun time. As I said before, my siblings and I get the chance to go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios, Orlando. XD I am SO FREAKING ECSTATIC. Didya know that the majority of the Harry Potter cast was at the theme park when it opened a few weeks ago? WELL, THEY WERE. aaand if you don't know this already, you should realize that I am a ginormous Dumbledore fan, and guess what guyz, he was there. This pretty much means that when I arrive, I will become the Harry Potter fangirl that I am, and kiss the ground of the park, for Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, was in fact, at that very place. Or you know, Michael Gambon was. Same difference.
While in Florida I will probably be hanging at the beach in Daytona (workin' on mah tan, yo.), shopping, and just catching up with my father. oh and.... I might possibly, maybe...go see Eclipse at midnight. *hides*
I'm hoping for a great vacation. Florida has always been a great place to visit. :)


Ahh, well I am pretty exhausted my chums, so I shall go watch some Hannah Montana naow, and continuously cackle at it's outright cheeseball-ness :)
Until next time...
-Hanners.

SwankyStuffs- Homemade Egg Mcmuffins for breakfast.
Rumpus- Waiting for hours to speak to someone, then having to leave as soon as you get the chance.

Life is a Story Plot

So you know how in English class, before teachers give you the novel/short story/etc that you are going to read in class, they make you fill out those worthless worksheets or teach you all about the main points in a story? Well, I randomly came across one of those amiable worksheets, and it got me thinking. What if life is actually like this? Of course, books and movies are exceptionally cheesy, unrealistic, and occasionally ridiculous, but hey, so is life. (Well, minus the unrealistic part...because obviously if life was unrealistic, then it wouldn't be life, and then we would all be indubitably confused, which is exactly how you feel right this very moment, because I am not only idiosyncratic, but just plain batty.)

Think about it. Life starts off with an exposition, or introduction. Slowly, you are introduced, and adapt to a setting, an environment. You become friends with certain people, and start off your life. This of course, happens over a period of a few years. Then, there is the rising action. I would consider the pre-teen to teen years as the rising action. The time in your life when you learn new concepts, grow physically and emotionally, develop relationships, and prepare yourself for life. Of course, you are already living life, and have since well, you were born, but you are readying yourself for "living on your own".

The definition of the climax is "the highest or most intense point in the development or resolution of something; culmination." so, is it a mid-life crisis, or the happiest day or your life? This is what confuses me. Usually, in a story, it is the peak. The huuuuuge problem that is going to be resolved, in the falling action.
A story that doesn't have falling action is almost always a story that ends too abruptly and disappoints the reader. So, I would say that the falling action in one's life, would be attempting to solve your problems, continue growing as a person, possibly re-building up relationships, and just loving life. This all eventually leads to the resolution, or conclusion: death. Wow, that sounds depressing. But alack! Death definitely does not have to be a depressing event. I mean, of course someone who is dearly loved will pass on, but if they have lived a good life, and done the best they could, then you can replace mourning with remembering, and celebrating the life that they had.

Life really IS like the stories we read, and movies we watch. Keep on keeping on.
So, I am not exactly sure if this was an entirely aimless blog post or not. I am in fact, a bit deranged. The thoughts that run through my head are generally crazy and just plain strange. It's like my brain is hyper and hops around in my cranium all day. Basically, I have been thinking about life and how I want mine to be. I don't want to sound cliche and say "oh yeah, I definitely want to do something and make a difference." Sure, making a difference would be great, and I shall attempt that, but really, I just want to be the person that I am, make and mend relationships throughout the years, achieve the goals I have and will eventually set for myself, and set and example for those who are younger than I am. wewt.

As of now, I am loving life. Yes, I complain sometimes.. or you know, a lot. I really hope that I continue being happy with myself, because I'm quite pleased with how this is all going.
Sorry for the double posting today. I'm a bit awry today and felt the need to meander a bit. Anywho, have a spectacular day. Don't get up to too many antics.

SwankyStuffs- Hot ham and cheese sandwiches.
Rumpus- Chlorine hair.