Good Lord.
It has been such a long period of time since I last posted here.
hmmm.
Methinks I had definitely abandoned blogspot for tumblr. >.>
POOR BLOGSPOT.
How will you ever forgive me?

Tomorrow is November first.
NaNoWriMo.
Wish me luck.
My goal is 1660 words a day.
We'll see how that goes.

Happy Halloween!
Eat too much candy!

Swankystuffs- Being able to say "Meow" consistently because you are a cat for Halloween.
Rumpus- stress.

Peaches, Polygamy, Postulates, and Porcupines

Holy freaking frozen peaches on a stick, when was the last time I blogged? *checks* September 20th....that's a month. >.>
WHAT THE HECKKKKKKK
Uhmmm...updates?
I started tumbling. Like, tumblr. ACK, Why did I say that? I know what you're thinking, and you are completely correct. Blogger, I cheated on you with Tumblr. There, I said it. I was wondering if you, Tumbly and I could have a polygamist relationship? You know, like on that show on TLC "Sister Wives" where this incredibly unattractive guy has four wives and a total of 16 children and they all live in the same house and say "we would like to court her." when talking about the husband maybe, possibly dating another woman. I KNOW. WAT.

Yeah, so can I like, blog with you AND Tumblr? REALLY? Awesome. <3 You're the best.


Guys, I'm talking to a website.

So... besides the fact that I use Tumblr now (http://hannahalbus.tumblr.com/ ) I am going to do NaNoWriMo next month. http://www.nanowrimo.org/ .. basically I am going to write a 50,000+ novel. I am probably going to post a blog every day if I can, just to get into writing every single day. w00t. Wish me luck. (My novel is about juvenile delinquents who escape their facility to...well. you don't need to know that yet.)

Nothing else very interesting has been going on. erm, school is okay. Very stressful, lots of learning obviously...OOHH GEOMETRY! PROOFS, POSTULATES, AND THEOREMS. -____-
My buddy Courtney ( thatniftykid.blogspot.com )and I have started mailing letters to each other, which I find quite amusing, and awesomely geeky. She lives an hour away, but we're still penpals.

oh, and I guess this is sort of snazzy.... I changed my relationship status on Facebook. So now Kevin and I are facebook offical. Blargh. That term makes me sick. xD I decided it was time to like, actually let some friends of mine (not my best friends, I had to tell them right away) know about it...so yeah. Well I did kind of like, block my Dad, stepmom and grandma from seeing it. They don't need to know about that right now. Anywho, as soon as I posted it, I literally got 7 facebook chat thingys from people. "WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? DO I KNOW HIM?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCOTLAND? Like, the country?" "Wait, how do you know him if he lives in Scotland?" "Does he go to our school?" "Is his accent hawt?"

.....OHMYLORD. People are nosey. Yeah.. whatever.

So this post has been lovely...I know I call myself the Grammar Wizard, but I should really be the Typo Monster. I hope your weekend is full of fun, happiness, and porcupines.

SwankyStuffs- Fortune cookies that read " 'You're' is a contraction, you fools."
Rumpus- Upset stomachs.

It's the little things in life that make me smile.

S'mores on summer nights.
Wearing your favorite T-shirt to school.
Taking a long Sunday nap. (You can do this because your curtains darken the room and it feels like nighttime.)
Hanging up a picture of you and someone you love in your bedroom.
Staying up late and talking about the good times, way back when.
No homework on a Monday.
Hearing your favorite song live.
When someone thanks you for being a nice person.
Snuggies.
Arguing about stupid things, like how many different kinds of grapes there are.
Tripping in the hallways and laughing at yourself.
Hugs from your favorite person, especially when needed.
Fuzzy socks.
Getting a text that says "You're awesome."
Twitter.
A video on youtube that makes me laugh until I cry.
Mashed potatoes made by my mother.
Kisses from my puppy.
Seeing/hearing the words "Rapscallion, tomfoolery, rumpus, tomfoolery, or shenanigans" in a book, article, movie.
Seeing a fellow classmate reading Harry Potter.
Fluffy pillows.
Twizzlers.
Hand sanitizer.
New violin rosin.
When my mother calls me "Skunky" for no reason at all. :P
Converse.
Panda bears.
Bright blue nail polish.
Laughter.
Finding the perfect outfit to wear.
A nice bagel with strawberry creme cheese.
Writing assignments that are fun to work on.
Scarves.
Knowing that your favorite Tv show is on tomorrow.
Random blogging.
Witty friends.
Stupid commercials that make you laugh.
Applesauce.

<3


Rumpus- Lots o' maths homework, missing your pally that lives far away.. *cough* COURTNEY *cough*
Swankystuffs- new, shiny refrigerator. ♥ oh, and...GLEE SEASON TWO PREMIERE.

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You are truly special.
Don't forget it.




wow, haven't blogged in forever. Don't have time today. Won't be a long post. so apparently I can't even use complete sentences...hmmm...the Grammar Wizard has failed.

swankystuffs- lights in pools that change colors.
rumpus- no mo' pizza? :(

<3

shhhhhhhhhhh.

I told my parents the 'secret' I've been keeping for 4 months: I have a boyfriend who lives in Scotland. So, now I can mention him not-so-vaguely on blogs, without the fear of my mother finding out.
I am SO relieved to have told them. Well, my stepdad knows, not my Dad. I guess he'll find out eventually...
anywho, I thought I was going to get in huge trouble, but really, all my punishment was, is doing dishes for a month. Not too shabby.
The elephant is no longer sitting on my chest.

Life is good. School is hot and sweaty, ick. I have my Driver's permit. :D !My friends are snazzy and I'm in love. :)

Swankystuffs- frosting
Rumpus- practicing scales

Forever and ever?

I am an outspoken, sometimes obnoxious human being. I love to be sassy and voice my opinion to others. Also, I'm just very loud and random. But why is it, that when I get to my honors English class, I'm this quiet, reserved, nerd girl who is boring and shy. WHY? All the other kids in this class seem to be very good friends, so when I try to join in, I am automatically not included. It's not fair. I want to be myself. But I can't because I am very intimidated by these rowdy, group of people. The teacher seems to like them a whole lot because they are all very humorous, and creative.I want her to realize that I have talent. But it seems as if she won't because I don't talk much. Why can't I open up and be myself? As John Green puts it "Whose self would you otherwise be being?" ...or maybe this shy little girl is a part of me? I don't like that. Not one bit.

School is a little stressful.
I don't enjoy having this stress back in my life.
But if I keep a positive attitude, it'll get better.
I have to tell my mother something... something I should have told her a while ago.
:/

Don't you hate that feeling? Like there's an elephant sitting on your chest. You won't be allowed to breathe until you get all these tasks done. Until you tell that secret and come clean. Until you are relieved of the stress. Do you know what I'm talking about? No? Good for you.

Rumpus- All of the above ^
Swankystuffs- that one person that brightens your days. Even if all they say is "Hello".

Dis be mah blog post fo' 2day.

wow.
the internet is amazing.
Jussaaayin'
It's brought me to so many amazing people.
Like, best friends. Fo' real.
I have no idea why I'm like trying to sound all stupid and ghetto, cause DUH. I'm da gramma' wizard. yeah okay. sugar does bad things to my grammar.
Anywhoooooooooooo
Life is good. I hope your's is goo. I mean too*. Not goo. Goo is icky.

I should probs do some homework naow,folks.(loljk, I'ma watch this movie that haz Zac Efron. Zac Efron is attractive.)

Short blog posts for the winnnn.

Have a swanky weekend! :)

Swankystuffs- peppermint icecream
Rumpus- Only 3 days o' the weekend.

What A Lovely Euphemism!

Point A.
Point B.
To get from A to B, you draw a line.
How you draw that line, is your choice.
Freehand? There may be many mistakes. Depending on what type of person you are. Perhaps, your line will be crooked, askew, catawampus, but not ruined. Still, you got to Point B, didn't you? :D
Or, you could use a ruler. Get there faster, and neatly. Direct.

Obviously, it's easier to use that lovely ruler. But alas, you'll have to get a ruler. Some people have easy access to a ruler. Some don't. (I don't.)

You can ask your mom for a ruler, and get one automatically. Maybe you just happen to have one sitting around the house. Save your money for a ruler, or draw your line freehand. #decisions

But all that matters, is that you get to Point B. and you WILL.

Then, all will be good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AHsfytKoE

Swankystuffs- Lunch with mah friends.
Rumpus- humidity.

Excursion

Today was the penultimate (second to last) day of my summer. ALACK! That means... tomorrow is the conclusive, final day of my summer. Obviously. Mraaaaah. (Lately I have been usuing "mrah" as some sort of expression. Like "mrah. this is not fun at all." or even "MRAH! I stubbed my toe!" or, "MRAH!" like, just randomly saying mrah for no reason, cause I'm bizarre like that.)

Do you ever get "bizarre" and "bazaar" confused? Like, obviously you don't when you see it written down, or..maybe you do? but when someone says "biz-ar" do you ever think "The word that means 'something strange' or 'a marketplace or shopping quarter' ? " Cause I DO. Wow, I'm a bit lame.

Anywhoooooooooo, mi verano (summer) has been MIRACULOUS! The weather has been quite pulchritudinous (beautiful). and my days have been AMAZING (I wonder if you are thinking, "why in God's name is she putting so many parentheses, and acting like I have no clue what verano and pulchritudinous means. GOSH. I'M NOT AN IDIOT!")wow. Is it bad that I think about what you guys are thinking whilst reading this, all the time? MRAH. Methinks I shouldn't have eaten that cake and then jumped online to write a blog post. Sugar russsssh.


So, since I didn't really make a point in this blog post, (not that you really were curious as to what my point was) I shall leave you with this: Add life to your days. Not days to your life.

Embrace what YOU have left of your summer, break, relaxing time, evening, day etc. Have a MAJESTIC day, seize it. You've got a world of chances. #semi-motivationalHannah

swankystuffs- Frosting, naps, and quotes.
Rumpus- Graph paper.

Swift

One day, I hope to travel across the world on an elephant named Explosion. Either that, or own a puppy-sized elephant named Explosion, and travel with him across the world on an airplane.

swankystuffs- Nerdfighters. All of them.
Rumpus- losing your hairbrush

Therereallyisnotitlefortoday'spointlessblogsoiwilljustenditwithasmile :)

3 more days of summer. I need to think of some miraculous way to spend it.

Though, we all know that I'll end up on skype, or twitter, or something. Figures. meh, I like the internet. It's brought me to some amazing people. :)


swankystuffs- lalalallala, not telling you.
rumpus-artichokes

Friday the 13th is nothing special. but, I didn't die, so that's a plus.

Good evening. My name is Hannah, and I am NOT creative when it comes to making plans. I'm sitting here in my living room whilst my younger sister and older brother watch Icarly (some lady on the show just walked into an apartment living room, saw a sculpture and screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH VERY loud. It was just..peculiar. This show is odd.) Anyways, it's Friday night, and I've got nothing to do. Part of me wants to stay here, watch Degrassi online, and eat junk food, while the other half wants me to get my a-- off this amazingly comfortable reclining chair, and go hang out with friends. After all, summer is almost over. I start sophomore year next Thursday. Merrrrrrrgh. I really really really really do not want to go. hehe, who am I kidding? I'z excited for school. SEE? IM INSANE. BIPOLAR I TELL YOU. Anywho... I might call a friend and ask them if they want to do something, I wish I could drive. Then I could actually DO SOMETHING.

My week has consisted of: Orchestra camp-GOOD LORD so many scales have been basically drilled into my brain this week, Cleaning the house- mraaaaaaaaaaaah. so much vacuuming. >.< BUT I have discovered that I actually ENJOY washing dishes. Weird, I know., OH. and I had a sleepover/bonfire at my friend Christina's house. I had so much fun just sitting around, talking to my best friends. :)

mkay. I have nothing else to write about. gunna go eat a snow cone naow.

swankystuffs- people who make you smile.
rumpus- your mom.

I have the bestest friends in the wholeeeeeeeeee wide world.
That is all for today.

Summer is coming to an end. I start school on the 19th. I'm hoping Sophomore year is going to be good. :) My goal is to introduce more of my friends to Nerdfighteria. I sure wish I had a pizza John shirt to wear the first day...


swankystuffs- giant stuffed monkeys
Rumpus- hunger

LOOK HARRY! IT'S A GIANT FURRY MATTRESS!

So today, I can't make plans, leave the house or anything, because of a MATTRESS.
mraaaaaaah. I have to stay here and wait for my mom's California King mattress to come in.

well....I shall be eating junk food and watching Gilmore Girls all day. Lazy Saturday? Yes!

SwankyStuffs- new converse
Rumpus- stomachaches

HappyHannah

Yes, I complain. I really shouldn't though. I do love my life and all it has to offer. Complaints are something I'm attempting to obliterate. This is all for today. :)


Swankystuffs- Being loved.
Rumpus- thumbtacks

omnomnom

I need food. I don't think I've ever been this hungry. Okay, maybe I'm not thaaaat hungry, considering the fact that I'm refusing to eat whatever crap we have in our refrigerator. But it's NAST. urgh. I can't eat ramen for the rest of my life.

oh LOOK. Mom just asked if I wanted to go out to eat.... #pointlesscomplaining. :)


swankystuffs-foooooooooood
rumpus- dramallamallamallama

Wow. I used my brain a lot today.

It's 12:30 am. I can't sleep. I won't sleep. Today really hasn't been the most..eventful day, but it's certainly been filled with a whole lot of pondering. I've been thinking all about my past,present, and future. (Is this normal for some of you?..cause teh Hannah doesn't spend much time thinking about her REAL life, but more so her internet one. Does that make any sense? No? ...okay.)

So much of my childhood was obscured by my parents' divorce. It wasn't ruined but it's a whole lot different than it would've been if all of that chaos did not happen. But, it is safe to say, that because of all the emotional pain, difficulties, arguments, fighting for what I believe in, parent conflicts, etc, I am who I am. I'm strong. I know who I can and can't trust. I've learned how to stand up for myself, and how to deal with certain situations. I won't talk too much about what happened, but I can tell you that it was not good. Certain people turned out to be the opposite of who I thought they were. My life crumbled to pieces in a matter of days, hours, possibly minutes. I moved out of the house I was in, and into my grandparents' house (with my mother as well). I worked as hard as I could to feel loved, respected, and understood by my father. My mom fought for visitation, etc. Over all, it was the most difficult (probably 5 years) of my life. Like I said, it was for the best, and made me who I am. But I NEVER, ever want to go through something like that again. I cannot bear to fall apart like that twice. Watch the people I love change. I now know what kind of person I am, want to be, and will not choose to be for the future.

My future. Now that's something I need to think of. Yes, I'm most definitely going to finish high school(I've gotten a quarter of the way through it, anyways). And then go to college(Really? Really! This girl is actually going to UNIVERSITY. I'z vary smarrt.) Though I'm not positive what I want to do with my life... that's a biggie. What am I good at? What kind of jobs interest me? I love writing. I love science. I love observing things. I love talking to people. I love helping people. I love reading. I love editing things. There is so much more. but really, I can't figure out what I want to do in life. Perhaps I shall found out within the next few years? Let's hope so. I want to find a job that I absolutely adore doing. :) I also, would like to get married, and have a few kids. (Already got names picked out. :P ) Years later, I would eventually like to retire and enjoy life with my husband. Wewt. :D The future is something I am most definitely looking forward to. (and, being my lazy self, something that I kind of dread, because I am aware that it means actually working hard. pfft)


My present? (sorry for the out of order-ness, It bothers me. I have OCD, you probably don't. whatever.) uh.... for now, I'm basically enjoying life. I love the people I love. (hehe), I've met so many amazing people through the internet and will continue conversing with them and whatnot. I'm excited for my sophomore year of high school (well, kind of excited. How pleasantly excited can one get when she has that evil P.E. teacher yet again for Driver's Ed? mhm. Lovely.) Anywho, life is good. I'm working on being positive. 'Tis a toughy when you're surrounded by so many other angsty teenagers, and a few negative adults. Okay, a plethora of negative adults. But ALAS! I'z attempting it. :)

Wow. Long post. Yet again. If you read this, thank you for putting up with my rants. :)
I hug you now. *huggles*

SwankyStuffs- Rootbeer floats
Rumpus- conversations being cut short

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. ♥

Phrases you might hear me saying (aloud) on a regular basis:

FOOL.
Swanky.
But, yeah...
AWESOME!
Hello little child!
oh yeah, that's cool...
CONGRATULATIONS!
Fancy Nancy.
Oh, CRAP!
Oh my goodness.
hehe.
Whoa nelly!
You're obnoxious.
GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
can you, like, not do that?
I love you.
MRAWWWWWWWWWWR.
(insert a plethora of strange noises here)
What? I'm a nerd.
I....I spilled this ___ on my hair.
Ohkayyyyyyyy then...
Fail.
Straaaaaaaange.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
Hey mom, you're a lump.
YOU DRANK ALL THE COFFEE, YOU MISCREANT!
"*yawn* I'm tired." "Then go to sleep." "I don't want to..."
I changed my mind.
You stinketh like lazarus.
Holy moses. (what? haven't heard me say that one? well, I totally forgot about it until now. ITS ON THE LIST OKAY!?!)
I'm hungry.
Kbai.

swankystuffs- skypin', and smoothies.
rumpus- nothing to do on this darn tootin' planet.