"We're saying magical, naughty words like 'jiggerypokery' !" #Titleirrelevant

My tab button is still not working. I might just have to murder a randomer on the street. Juuuuuust kidding, folks. :)
HOW ARE YOU ALL?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! I hope you are just as fancy schmancy, giddy, and ecstatic as I am. If not, I'z sorry, but I do hope for you to find a reason soon to feel this way. :D yeahhh. I am in such a great mood. Life, and summer is just going splendidly. Last night, my friend Courtney came over. I don't often see her in person because she lives about an hour and a half from me. Sadness. So she just left, but we had a really great time. We've sorta made it a tradition to trek our way (more like mi madre driving us) to Barnes and Noble and hanging there for a few hours. What can I say? We like books. A lot. Also, BN haz Starbucks. Starbucks equals GrandeJavaChipFrappuchinos. ZOMG. ♥ So yeah. Today was naice. Courtney also let me put a bunch of her snazzy Cd's onto my iTunes. I am mostly excited about the ALLCAPS one. Luke Conard and Kristina Horner are quite wondrous. :)
Soooooooooo my father emailed me the other day a few links to websites about The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Why?, you may ask. BECAUSE I AM GOING THERE. In about two weeks, I shall go to Florida, the place in which my father has recently inhabited. I am so stoked. It looks AMAZING. After years and years of wishing I could attend Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I can finally go thereeeeeeeeee!!! #nerd :) It looks so real, there are about 3 rollercoasters, and it has all the shops and sites from Hogsmeade. Also, you send Owl Post from there. HECK YES. Should be a fun time.
Oh, and next weekend, I am going to Six Flags in St. Louis, Missouri. WEWT. Rollercoasters are literally one of my favorite things in the world.
I have about 7 books I need to read, so I should probably pull myself away from this computer at some point, and get to it. hmmph.
Anyways, I believe that all of you are awesome. So don't forget it. Have an indubitably phenomenal day. ♥
-TheGrammarWizard
SwankyStuffs: HarryfreakingPotter, Rollercoasters and internet hearts (♥)
Rumpus: Little sisters kicking you in the shins.

BasketCase

The weather has been crappy here in the lovely town o' ___, IL. So many thunderstorms/tornado warnings etc. Tonight, a sleepover complete with a Gilmore Girls marathon, got cancelled because of the weather. :( BUT. Then it got rescheduled. For tonight. So basically, it wasn't actually cancelled. :P hehe. Yeah, I'z a fool.
My tab button isn't working on my keyboard, so I cannot indent, and this drives me insane. >.<
2 of my pallies have made a blog today, and I am happy because of that. They are amazing nerdfighters as well. Kevin: http://kevinj615.blogspot.com/ and Cole : http://charcole313.blogspot.com/ So yeah, read their blogs. They be amazing people. :)
Right now I am sitting in front of the television with my sister, whilst watching some strange disney show called "Good Luck Charlie". All disney channel showes are the same: terrible. -_-
Recently I've discovered, that when I introduce things that I like (tv shows, books, music, etc) to others, at first, I am excited to see how they like it, but then later on, when they become OBSESSED, I get really pissed off, and wish I was actually a wizard, and I could take back what I did. I suppose I am selfish, because in my mind, I am really thinking " NO. I LIKED IT FIRST. YOU CAN'T LIKE IT AS MUCH AS ME!" :P
Random things running through my mind today:
* I have decided to stop calling pants, pants. But to start referring to them as "pantaloons", seeing as that is the full name for them.
* I only wear my bracelets on my right hand. I wonder why. and does this have anything to do with my left-handedness?
* Does shouting really help solve problems with an arugments? REALLY?
* WHY WON'T MY MOTHER BUY ME TWIZZLERS WHEN I WANT TWIZZLERS?
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGc6-lNAHQ random.

Yeah, this blog was entirely peculiar and bizarre. See you tomorrow :)

In which I rant about sassy grandmothers and lose my title of the grammar wizard for having so many lame typos.

Just recently my mother got married. Actually, by just recently I mean this weekend. My entire family (even though they are all from different parts of the country) traveled to Kentucky (I have no clue why the wedding was in Kentucky, seeing as we live in IL...I suppose the reasons for that is probably just that my mother is insane) for the wedding. It was quite naice. We had fun, the wedding was gorgeous, I got to see my family and whatnot. So wheeeeee. (EXCEPT I HAD NO INTERNET CONNECTION AND MY LIFE WAS RUINED)

Now, I am currently at my grandparents' lake house in Loda, IL. I call it Yoda. 'Tis this tiny, minuscule town that is inhabited mostly by the old crusty people, and their yappy little doggies. I am not an outdoorsy person, so I am pretty bored. I went for a 5 mile bike ride yesterday with my cousins after it stopped pouring rain. Good exercise. Yay. But other than bike rides, eating, reading, being snarky, and going online, I don't do much at this lovely lake house. So of course, my grandmother complains. "You've been on your computer all afternoon." "Sorry Grandma..." " I think you should spend time with your cousins tomorrow, and swim in the lake."

WAT. EW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LAKE? 'TIS FULL OF SCUM AND CRAP. AND IT'S GREEN. I do not swim in green agua.

Of course, I was not that rude and didn't respond to her like that, but I said "Okay, but I will be online some tomorrow." and she goes "Well, don't be on too long." "It's my computer." she sasses me back : "It's our internet." and I say "HA. Like that'll stop me." and then I ran up the stairs and ignored her for about an hour.

GRRRRRRRRR. My GRANDMA is so sassy. Who here has a SASSY grandmother? NO ONE.

Also, she doesn't cook. She only cleans. and sometimes, she comes into your room at midnight ON A SCHOOL NIGHT and cleans your closet. woopdedoo! ...she is insane most of the days.

I know you are probably thinking, "what if said grandma reads this blog post?" Well folks, she won't because she doesn't know how to use a computer, really. (Once when trying to get to Facebook.com, she didn't know how. And instead of typing it where it should've gone, she typed it in to the google search box, clicked the link, and went there. Yeah, I know that's one way, but she does it with every single website. also, she doesn't know what "copy" and "paste" mean.

Okay, enough complaining about my grandma. Last night, I had so much fun. I have this uncle. He is pretty spiffy. All of the cousins, my uncle, and I were sitting in the living room, bored. Somehow we got to the subject of movies and my uncle Tony goes " NINE FAVORITE MOVIES. GO!" We were utterly confused. "Come on now, everyone list their 9 favorite movies." Being myself, I asked why it had to be the number 9 and not 10 or any other number. He simply said that 9 was a good number, and it just had to be 9.

We couldn't all list our 9 favorite movies at the tops of our heads, so Tony said that we would list ALL THE MOVIES and if one of them was one of your nine favorites, raise your hand. This event was hilarious because we literally spent the next three hours listening to and helping my uncle list off the most ridiculous movies ever, plus some good ones, all in alphabetical order.

Whenever we thought of one we skipped, he yelled RE-DO. Of course we didn't list all the movies, but it was quite hilarious. Whenever someone said a movie that was just terrible, he said it didn't constitute as a movie :P Ahhh, my family is crazy. I wonder how I came out so normal.

Over all, my summer break is going great. Though I can't wait to get back to Hogwarts next fall.

Have a splendid week. :)

With Love,

hannaH.

In case you were wondering what "Sedatephobia" means, it does NOT mean a fear of being sedated. However, it DOES mean "fear of silence". The reason I put this as the sub-title of my blog, is because it said I had to put something there, and being my lazy self I thought " >.< ...what the heck am I supposed to produce from my mind and place in that box?" I happened to know what "Sedatephobia" meant, and put it there. Because simply, I am afraid of silence. :)

Even by talking to me for a few minutes, you will observe that I never shut up. Even if there is an awkward moment(and I promise you, there are many), I just change the subject and babble on about something else that is random. I never have anything to say, however, I never shut my mouth. Does that make sense? :P

It is naow summertime. and I am enjoying this A LOT. Except for the weather not being what it should be. It should be this: http://tiny.cc/vmcn5 but unfortunately, it is this : http://tiny.cc/ke2pb . No, no no. The tornado is not a dramatic exaggeration. In the lovely town of _______ , IL, we have about a kajillion (accurate estimate?) tornado warnings a year. Wheeee how fun! Last night, we had a major one. Apparently it was going to "hit" at 10:10 pm. When we heard this news, my lovely family of five all crammed into our tiny bathroom since we do not have a basement in this new house. oh joy. and of course, that was the exact moment when my 9 year old brother, Seth decided he was going to be gassy. mhm. fun times. there was kicking, screaming, arguing, farting, singing, and whining in that bathroom. We were in there for about 45 minutes until it stopped storming. Luckily, we didn't die. I mean, the child's gas and rambunctious behavior was enough to murder me, but ALACK! I have survived. :)

Today I have been forced to do a whole lot of manual labor. mhm. my mother is a demon (occasionally).

Honestly, I shouldn't complain as much as I do, because it's SUMMER, and I'm just plain happy. Why do I blog if I only have two followers? hmmm... because it's nice to ramble about thinks, post them online and feel special.

Song of the Day: "I'll Be" - Edwin McCain

Why? : Because this song is AMAZING, describes exactly how I feel sometimes, and David Archuleta performed it recently, and it was BOSS.

well, have a lovely Sunday/Monday/week/whatever :)

-Hanners.

Storms are nifty. They make the house dark in the afternoon so I can take a nap. :D

Hello thar. I am going to copy off of my friend and use her fancy little list thing. This is because I am entirely uncreative today and refuse to think of anything remotely unique to talk about.

Here goes:

1. NAME: Hannah/Hanners/Albus

2. LAST THING YOU ATE: Barbecue Chicken. oooooommnonomnomnom

3. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE: Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. or you know, purple.

4. COMEDY OR DRAMA: Comedy please. I need to laugh.

5. FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: My wardrobe consists of jeans, t-shirts, and the occasional sock.

6. READ BOOK BEFORE SEEING THE MOVIE: Yes. This is a necessity.

7. SUMMER, WINTER, SPRING, OR FALL: What do you think? ...SUMMER ♥

8. FAVORITE DRINKS: Mountain Dew, Grande Java Chip Frappachinos from Starbucks, H20.

9. FAVORITE SMELL: .strawberries, brownies, peanut butter.

10. FAVORITE T.V. SHOW: Glee, LOST, Gilmore Girls, The Office.

11. I SECRETLY…: I can't say that I have any secrets. Well, there is one...

12. LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO: The Call-Regina Spektor

13. THING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL NOSTALGIC (HOME): I'm actually not sure of that one.

14. THING THAT REMINDS YOU THE MOST OF CHILDHOOD: Pokemon cards, Hey Arnold, The Bear in the Big Blue House, Jump5, my doll 'Dirty Molly' :P, The Magic Treehouse books, Full House, going to the park and climbing on the giant caterpillar thingy.

15. THING YOU WISH YOU HAD: Money. So I could travel, buy clothes and books, and go to more concerts.

16. FAVORITE FOOD: Mashed Potatoes ( I can eat them any day, and any time) Chocolate in any form, BDubs aka : Buffalo Wild Wings, Tacos, Bacon, Smores, all that good, unhealthy crap.

17. BIGGEST PET PEEVE: "I know right!?", "And I was like...and she was like....isn't that like so... like weird?", Hair flipping, orange tans, people who think they know everything about other people, fools who suck up to the teacher even though the teacher hates them, obsessive Twilight fans who think it's the best literature known to man, basically, obnoxious teenage girls who think they "rule the school".

18. BEST SUPERPOWER: Invisibility. I don't care what you say. I want to be invisible.

19. IF I COULD BE ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER (from T.V. books, etc.), I WOULD WANT TO BE: Rory Gilmore, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, or Kate Austen.

20. FICTIONAL CHARACTER MOST LIKE MYSELF: Lorelai Gilmore. She is a whole lot more outgoing and witty than myself, but I look up to her character, and I am like her quite a bit.

21. HAMBURGER OR HOTDOG: Cheeseburger. Dare to be different.

22. DREAM JOB: Lyricist, screenplay writer, or something outrageously awesome.

23. I WISH I… could travel to Scotland, finish high school now, buy a puppy and name it Bouncy, meet John Green, and stuff my face with Bacon right this moment.

24. IF I COULD GO ANY WHERE AND MONEY WAS NOT AN OPTION, I WOULD GO TO: Scotland, Elmhurst, IL, Texas, LA, China, Australia, Madrid, England,...

25. RANDOM THING ABOUT YOU: I have OCD (undiagnosed but I'm pretty sure) So, moving the ottoman of my couch so that it is slightly at an angle, drives me nuts. I have to stop the show I am watching and fix it. There are many more embarrassing examples that I'd rather not share with you.

Anyways, YAY FOR STEALING BLOG IDEAS.

3 more days until my Summer begins.

Life is spiffy.

Ball gowns and Apparition

I wish I could apparate. That would solve all of my problems.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Apparition

*dramatic sigh*

Hi there.

Hannah is feeling lazy and dreaaaaaaaaaaamy today.

Not dreamy as in "oh, that Cedric Diggory. He is oh so dreamy." but the adjective that means soothing, restful, abounding in dreams. yep. I'm out of it.

Last night, I went over to my best friend Christina's house and we swam in her pool, went in the hot tub, etc. THE LIGHTS IN HER HOT TUB CHANGE COLORS. NO WAYZ.

This aspect is not important. Anywho, afterwards we got online and were randomly looking at wedding dresses. I, being myself, was incredibly picky and said no to every single one. :P

I still can't find one I like. And of course I have a few years, but yeah. You see, I change my mind ALL. THE. TIME. So, this maybe one decision that takes years. That, my friends, is why I am starting so early. :P

I really quite like the poofy ballgown dresses. Go ahead, call me stupid. Tell me it's ugly, but this dress, is gorgeous in my

eyes. http://theselittlemoments.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/ball-gown.jpg

I can definitely see myself wearing that, or something like it. With my converse of course. I can't be bothered :P ...with wearing heels or uncomfortable sandals all day.

Memorial Day is tomorrow and I have no school. I shall probably spend it reading, doing homework, studying, and skyping. Well, I'll will end up skyping instead of studying. That's just how it works.

Swankyness of the day - Red Velvet Cupcakes

Oh, you don't want to know.

I just wrote a crrrrrrrrrrrrrazy long blog post. I thought it was all spiffy and whatnot, but then I read it back and was like "uhh. This is lame. *highlight. backspace.* " And then folks, it was gone. I regret that. Seeing as, I was hyper on Mountain Dew. And when Hannah drinks that stuff, she goes loony. So here I am, with nothing to say. Story of my life. Soooooo yeah. I really don't know what the hay to write about. *wings it*

I have a fear of mustard. Yes. Mustard. Don't judge me. I have had scary childhood experiences that have caused me to fear this disgusting object that dares to be called a condiment. Aaaand I am going to use my fear of mustard to show you how RUDE american teens are. Dear rest of the world, I don't know how rude your teens are, but I sure hope they aren't as sassy and foolish as ours. Well, of course they aren't. We're just angsty because we are hungry and fat at the same time.

Anyways, at lunch today they had corndogs. blech. (Sorry Hank Green, but corndogs are just fried rumpus on a stick) And my 'friend', lets call her Wanda, she sat down and squealed"LOOK WHAT I HAVE. MUUUUUUUUUUUUSTARD." She then proceeded to wave the nast packet of yellow crap in my face obnoxiously. I slapped her hand and continued to read my english book. (for recreational purposes, of course.)

She was all "What's your problem Hannah? It's just mustard." I'll have you know, she is very much aware that I despise mustard but she continued to eat her corndog disgustingly in front of me. I puked a little bit in my mouth. I honestly do fear mustard, and would have ran out of the lunch room if it wasn't for the narrowness of the tables keeping me from leaving. But alas, I had to endure the stench and sit. there. in. pain.

aaargh. that was a terrible story. Sorry about that.

Long story short, don't trust the people that you label as your 'friends'. Or someday, they may turn on you and expose you to the thing you fear the most.

Come on, just imagine young, emerald eyed, Harry Potter being taunted by Ronald with a dementor.

accch. I apologize for being so horrid at morals.

UPDATES! time to sing the 'Update Song' : "ooh oh oh. updates! We love to hear about Hannah's life. She is so interesting. oh oh oh yeaahhh. "

My life is the same as it was yesterday. At least I think so. Generally I am happy. It's quite nice.

Why is today swanky?

-T'was the last day of P.E. No more standing in the outfield whilst playing kick ball and getting yelled at for not "being aggressive"

-I had animal crackers for breakfast, lunch and a snack. As the lovely Kevin pointed out, they were not chocolate covered. Pssssssh. get away.

-I got an A on my Spanish test that I thought for sure I failed

-Tomorrow is Friday :)

-My family just ordered food from "El Burrito Loco" . I'm not sure if I like that place or not, but ANY restaurant translated into "The Crazy Little Donkey" is my kind of place.

My loves, have a miraculous weekend. Eat some bacon, hang with yo' pallies, and get some sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1xIlnPA_s0

Dreaming, Mononucleosis, Happy Circles, and other Nonsense

Puhpuhpuhpuh-pokerface.

I like Glee. A lot.

In other news, I miss my best friend. Courtney dearest, come to Bourbonnais as soon as you can. We need to go to Barnes and Noble and look at the YA books for hours, we also need to watch spanish soap operas at three in the morning while hyper on soda and screaming "WASH YOUR HAIR", and quote HBP nonstop. I miss you, Barnaby.

Anywho, Hullo earthlings.

I have decided to make blogging consistent because it feels prrrrretty good to write on a regular basis.

Last night I had a dream that I got eaten by a chest of drawers. I mean, I guess you could say that I just stepped into them, so I kind of chose my own fate. Perhaps I thought Narnia was in there? And I'll have you know, that I would probably risk my life if it meant that I could see Mr. Tumnus. Owait. He's deceased.

Anyways, the dream consisted of myself and my grandmother sitting at the kitchen table discussing whether or not I should go into the chest of drawers. The reason this was up for discussion is because the chest of drawers was calling out "COME TO ME" in a Scottish accent. (I don't have a clue why :P ) I said it would be "quite an adventure" and she said "that is so very unsafe!" But late at night, when no one was watching, I went inside. I screamed, then I woke up. Telling it now, it seems short and not scary. But the dream, was sort of an "out of body experience" I was watching myself. and it was quite a long dream.

I dream every night. That's just how it works for me. and they are always strange ones. I won't go into detail. Just believe me when I say that they are extremely peculiar.

So, an update of my life? uhm. I am home sick. I might just have mononucleosis.T'is a nast sickness with loads of mucus and feeling like death. I have toooooooons of lovely study guides to do, seeing as school is ending and finals are coming.

aaaand we are moving. But alas! None of this is getting to me. I'm happy. And it feels good.

Summer is coming soon. and it shall be incredibly swanky. For it is going to be filled with Friends, smores, sun, Florida, Six Flags, weddings, and loooooove.

The weekend is coming. My brother is graduating high school. I am getting more and more OCD and insane as the days go by. and I am just incredibly happy.

I hope that you too, are happy. Happiness runs in a circular motion. Enjoy the ride while you're on it.

*cheeeeeeeeeeeese*

Ps-

My grandmother just walked into my room and said "Hannah, please fax your mother and tell her about your appointment." She meant text. Not fax. Oh the elderly. How archaic and crusty their minds are beginning to become.

Anywho, Sorry if I bored you.

Have a splendid few days.

DFTBA